Being wrong would suck but being early is a special kind of gay. We launched an iMessage agent with a unique phone number about exactly this time a year ago, and assigned our most premium users a unique 8/16gb RPi5 with Opus (eventually Fable) each to handle the backend for each of their use cases. There was never a waitlist and there was always an absurdly generous free tier (oops). This was bad unit economics on our part, but a full year later, ~93% of those users still use their Shuffle agent today. This service has long been available, between us and a handful of other services, over the last ~14 months. But unlike Instinct, my dad is not the head of silicon at SpaceX, and we weren't able to raise $350M on Shuffle as a beta-waitlist product barely scratching profitability. Thankfully, iMessage agents still haven't cracked 99% of the tam, ie the vast majority of Americans have no idea that AI can be connected to iMessage, and they're all still there for the taking.
What people said back
Replies split between sympathy for being early and unconnected, and pointed questions about why nobody can find a signup link. A few fixated on the nepotism jab; one asked why anyone pays for an iMessage agent at all.








